I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alkaseltzer.
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
Once somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. she said No, but I did get the license number.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther King Jr.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark.
It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse.